This could be the start of something beautiful.

Mind you, I said 'could'.

Why another blog? Well, why flavoured toilet paper? Why the letter Q?

The long answer: for years I had been wanting to put all of my pictures in an easily accessible place, a place where I could share some memories of people I pestered, places I polluted with my presence, animals I annoyed and birds I beheld (last alliteration needs some working on, I admit).

The short answer:

This is masked bandit is no ordinary criminal, no everyday rogue, no mundane mugger. Far from it. she is a thief and a good one at it. She stole something so precious there is only one in the entire universe: my heart.

As Marge is to Homer, as the sun is to the moon, she is the one that made all my dreams come true. Or at least, the one about having a website where I could share some memories of people I pestered, places I polluted with my presence, animals I annoyed and birds I bored (still working on the alliteration).

To keep a short story short. Thanks to you my sweet!